Thursday, April 3, 2014

I Have A Disease

I have a disease
which is called
BDS
or Bad Day Syndrome,
and it is caused
by BM
or Bad Moods,
and I think
we all know
about this disease
and we probably
all have it,
and the only cure
is time,
but even that
doesn't work,
because once time cures
your bad mood,
and you are in
a good mood,
time turns it back
into a bad mood,
so drugs and medicines
can help,
but they are dangerous
and should be taken
with great caution,
and they don't work, really,
anyway,
so the ancient wise ways,
like yoga, Zen, and qigong
can help,
but they don't work,
because their effects
disappear
as soon as you stop
doing them,
with only a little curative power
that lasts,
so the new wise ways,
like tapping, bio-energetics, and reflexology
can help,
but they work
just like the ancient wise ways,
so time
is the only answer,
but that doesn't work
either.

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