Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Clean Your Colon, Save Your Life!

My colon is filled with poop.
Have you ever heard the
poop come out of your colon?
Death begins in the colon,
because poop is dead. I
credit Russian scientist
Boris with inventing
the Nobel Prize in 1908
for cleaning out my colon.
His discoveries concerning
my colon led me to pooping.
As it turns out, it's very 
good to poop. So, after
the immune system, as
a colon, poops, I wipe,
as it turns out.

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